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from the funny side

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
- Woody Allen
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
- Ralph Bus
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